He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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