I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
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She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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