Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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