My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
