That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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