That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
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Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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