Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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