i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Randomize
