She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize