I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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