Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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