your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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