I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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