is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
True strength comes from lack of pants
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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