My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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