well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Randomize
