New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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