so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
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Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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