ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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