On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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