You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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