what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
