Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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