Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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