I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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