What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
