When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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