u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
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it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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