My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
that is very illegal...i love you.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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