Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Randomize
