I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
