It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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