dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
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