Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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