You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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