from now on my penis is your penis
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Randomize
