Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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