Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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