I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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