problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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