ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize