Apparently you make a good broom.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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