i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
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There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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