If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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