My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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