Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Are we still banned from the library?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
