Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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