Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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