Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I love you.
Bad choice
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