I can't watch pbs sober anymore
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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