Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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