i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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