Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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