What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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