I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
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I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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