i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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